Thursday, December 10, 2009

President Obama and Tiger not out of the Woods just yet!

(Oh you couldn't give me a better gift for Christmas! VN8)

10 Tips Obama can take from Tiger

By Jeff Thomas
From Mercury News wire reports

It probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Now? Not so much.

The latest edition of Golf Digest features a Photoshopped cover photo of President Barack Obama and prodigious lady's man Tiger Woods, with a headline that says "10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger."


The cover and story, of course, were put together before the ever-expanding parade of young female golf enthusiasts began to describe their relationships with the Jedi master of the fairway.

The story also has its cringey moments, praising Woods as "a good role model because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks." We'll see!

According to the article, Obama could benefit from a Woods-like agility with image control, the magazine adding: "Tiger never does anything that would make him ridiculous." Ahem.

Here are the 10 tips. Insert your own jokes:

1. The Quick Recovery

2. The Cold Ferocity

3. How to Step on Their Necks

4. The Trouble with Compromise

5. The Value of a Few Majors

6. Controlling the Message — and Spending

7. The Swing Change

8. Clothes the Deal

9. You've got to Deliver

10. The Danger of Looking Ridiculous


Anonymous said...

Great find and post.

VoteNovember2008 said...

Thanks FD, I couldn't believe it when I found it. A gift from God! LOL The gift that keeps on giving! VN8

Anonymous said...

Oh dear Lord, those are just too rich. Thanks for the post, I'll be enjoying this all night.

VoteNovember2008 said...

Scalawag, can you believe how good Santa is being to us this year? This is going to make SNL, you just know it will. Saturday Night live has never been so good! Glad I could provide you with a little happiness! VN8

Lee said...

Gives a whole new meaning to "Player!"

Anonymous said...

hahahaha toooooo funny! I seen it on a late night show too... too funny!

VoteNovember2008 said...

Lee, Tiger want every be able to say "fore" again, it will be more like "twelve" at last count! LOL VN8

VoteNovember2008 said...

Martha, if it wasn't sad it would really be funny! What in the hell was he thinking? Ding dong! VN8

Anonymous said...

Heh -- 'bout fell outta my chair, as the "jokes" just occurred to me one after the other as I read your post!! Excellent!! :)