Monday, July 14, 2008

Headlines from the year 2029! A must read!

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known asCalifornia .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwesternUnited States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iranstill closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over byJamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Obama has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.


Stars and Stripes Patriot said...

I laughed my ass off reading this! But after that I realized that was yes funny, but sadly true as well. I mean, our whole civilization seems to be going down the drain, while our enemies, such as the muslim terroists, are taking over our countries, especially in Europe. At the same time, we're destroying ourselves from the inside, by discussing every aspect of our culture (Mexifornia, aka called Commiefornia of Kalifronistan), by allowing abortion (the one about abortion clincis in high schools is so saddening), by going towards secular humanism and becoming more and more liberal (the one about the last conservative in Massachusetts is really great!). As a beautiful song goes, America, don't let your name go down in such a defeat!

VoteNovember2008 said...

S&SP, yep, sad but true. You are going to receive quite an education in your exchange program! I hope it is everything and more than you can imagine. You are such a Patriot! VN8