Pulling Rank!

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
Seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
Us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
The big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays
Up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.


'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I
Asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
Ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
Outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch'

(OMG, I received this in an email and LOL! I'm sure it's been circulating the internet, hope you enjoy! VN8)