Thursday, May 8, 2008

Friends VS Southern Friends




FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.


FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.


FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.



FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'



FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???



FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital



FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized



FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.

Author Unknown

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